London PR firm, Just In Time PR, has secured an exclusive interview with its own founder, on itsownwebsite.

In a UK first,angsty truth cowboy and general waste-of-space, Dominic Hiatt, talks about his professional life, his part-time job as a pest controller,and the dark art of public relations.




Well I like a drink and I've always had a total disregard for the truth. It's hard notto when you were raisedon a diet of White Lightningand Nietzsche. With a cider-addled brain and deep-rooted contempt for absolutes, setting up my own London PR firmwas inevitable.

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A few litres of this bad boy and you'll be brawling like a sailor on weekend leave.[/caption]




Francis Bacon, of course. He was a modern-day Bosch, justin
. And in many waysBaconwas a public relations practitioner himself. His client was the tortured human souland his brief to promote eternal penance — and the flickering flames of hell.




I can smell bullshit from 300 yards, even with the wind behind me. This means I get toavoid working with idiots and
anddedicate my ample time and limited expertise to people and business owners I actually like.




Whenworking from home in my Y-frontswith a silenced.410 pump action next to the window. That way I can executecorvidswhen they swagger up to my titslike a horde of Russian Ultra football thugs. I've become so good at it that I cantake out magpies in a mist of lead during conference calls. The client's none the wiser.




Not at all. I'd rather be a journalist, exposing corporate and broader humancorruption, but then the pay is piss-poor and I'm frankly unemployable.




Nothing gets on a journalist's tits more than someone who sits on the fence, so always say it as it is and usethe most colourful language you can.Otherwise, alco-fuelled corporate jollydomtends to go down well. A lot of journalistsmake George Best look like Julie twattingAndrews.

Qs for London PR firm boss?

If you have any questions that you'd like to put to blusteryalco-twat, Dominic Hiatt, the founder ofJust In Time PR, whack 'em in the comments below. We'll seek to respond some time beforethe planet explodes.