Job seeker Nick Begley was so sick of not being able to find work that he turned his CV into a chocolate bar:http://imgur.com/vjdVFqO

Genius.What I want to know is, did his new employer then eat it?

At Rhizome, we can't be bribed, but edible CVs are welcomed. Most enthusiastically welcomed. Particularly by one Jonny Stevens who once ate 35 Wagon Wheels in one go (I wish I was making this up), and only last night fell asleep with a packet of Mini Rolls tucked under his arm.